earlgreytealeaves:
littleguarddog:
earlgreytealeaves replied to your post: ♕ || If you don’t want me eating sweets before…
“What’s that? Lord Fatty demanding more fatty treats? How totally unsurprising.”
Said the person who ate a two day supply of food for eight people and called it a single meal.
”Oh come on, if you didn’t want me to eat so much you shouldn’t have stocked so much food. Besides, my diet is wide and varied, yours will eventually turn you into a giant sugar roll.”
Who even let you into the manor in the first place?
