its-trancy-bitch:

littleguarddog:

Half baked Earl.

“That would be you, midget.”

You’re only taller than me because of those slutty boots you wear.

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   “Psh, doors are for humans who are too slow for windows.” He smirked.

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   I’m not sure, what’s the perspective like from clinging to Claude’s arm.

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   “Look who’s talking, mister high heeled clogs. And even with those on your feet, Lizzie is still taller than you. Tell...

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