its-trancy-bitch:

littleguarddog:

its-trancy-bitch:

littleguarddog:

Half baked Earl.

“That would be you, midget.”

You’re only taller than me because of those slutty boots you wear.

“Look who’s talking, mister high heeled clogs. And even with those on your feet, Lizzie is still taller than you. Tell me, what’s it like having the perspective of an ant?”

I’m not sure, what’s the perspective like from clinging to Claude’s arm.

1. eagerreaper reblogged this from itstrancybitch and added:

   “Psh, doors are for humans who are too slow for windows.” He smirked.

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3. littleguarddog-blog reblogged this from itstrancybitch and added:

   I’m not sure, what’s the perspective like from clinging to Claude’s arm.

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