”So who wants to get their butt kicked today? Charlotte Grey takes on all challengers!”
And since when is cross-dressing something you care to do Charles?
”Actually one of those awful Anons did this to me. I’m very much a woman, Ciel, not that you’d know what one looked like if they slapped you in the face. You were always more of a ‘older man’ type of person. Say a leggy blonde with a name rhyming with ‘Malois.’”
And here you go again with the same baseless accusations you prefer, apparently as both a man and a woman. How many times must
”Please, everyone in London knows where you’ve been putting your lips, Ciel. I suppose you and Trancy enjoy things like bananas sausages and licking lollipops together as practice.”

And I suppose you got all of those suggestions from your little fantasies about Phipps, eh? Rather creative things you just named off.