royal-spider-vice:

littleguarddog:

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♕ || Someone tell Sebastian to go get me some insect repellant. 

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♔: “Oh, did the queen’s guard dog catch fleas? Spiders are arachnids, you know.”

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♕ || No, unlike you, one of us bathes every day. And you’re still a pest that needs to be taken care of, judging by the fact that you’re here unannounced and uninvited all the time. 

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