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♕ || Someone tell Sebastian to go get me some insect repellant.
♔: “Oh, did the queen’s guard dog catch fleas? Spiders are arachnids, you know.”
♕ || No, unlike you, one of us bathes every day. And you’re still a pest that needs to be taken care of, judging by the fact that you’re here unannounced and uninvited all the time.
♔: “And how would you know how often I bathe, Ciel? You haven’t been spying on me, have you? I’m aware of how often I’m here; isn’t it kind of me to try and brighten up your mundane existence?”
♕ || Hardly, I have better things to do with my time. And it’s only mundane to you, I actually find purpose in what I do. If it’s boring to you, then leave.
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